2 hours ago
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awwww-cute:

My cat doesn’t seem too pleased with the new puppy addition to the family

9 hours ago
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I am 13 years old
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9 hours ago
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derpcakes:

Villains with tragic backstories:

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9 hours ago
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schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

9 hours ago
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osamah:

what the fuckc was spy kids anyway

9 hours ago
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boundtothewater:

She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies

11 hours ago
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spyroflame0487:

donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

13 hours ago
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the-magic-historian:

run—you-cleverboy:

frozenfabler:

I’ll just leave this here

and went to school with another doctor’s daughter

13 hours ago
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whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay:

kingofsaigone:

tinselkin:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

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i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

14 hours ago
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buzzfeed:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

austinabridged:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

As a professional internet, it’s my job to search the web for quality, intellectually stimulating content. Like this.

The heavens parted, and delivered unto us a scion of hope, a glimmer of immortality. This song.

Its been a few hours since I posted this and I’m pretty sure I’ve gone back to listen to it about twelve times now and each time it still makes me almost develop a hernia from laughing so much.

14 hours ago
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who's been painting dicks
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14 hours ago
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obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

14 hours ago
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dakishime:

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OMFG THIS GIF IS JUST A CUTE GIF OF A DOG EATING FOOD RIGHT BUT THEN I SAW IT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND WATCHING IT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS MAKES IT SO FUCKIGN INTENSE AND DRAMATIC OGMFG I M GONAN CHOKE IT JUST GOES FROM CUTE DOG EATING FOOD TO THE HOUNDS OF FUCKING SATAN BEING RELEASED AND DEVOURING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT

14 hours ago
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gallifreylegacy:

#HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT WHAT SATAN DID!!!

14 hours ago
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